Today I must be bored again

Today, I must be bored again
More bored than my crew
Right now I'm watching PBS
When I could be playing Halo 2

I played out side in the snow
It wasn't any fun
If I were to rate my time
I'd rate it down to one

Today, I must be bored again
Even after watching my favorite things
Time seemed to go by
The rate of a snail carrying titanium rings

The boredom struck me through the heart
When it stops, I won't know when
But for right now I'll have to say
Today I must be bored again